Amy Van Doran

About Amy Van Doran

And The (Heart) Beat Goes On…

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Every morning I wake up and comb Craigslist’s Missed Connections. I have read every “Modern Love” column, I attend romance conventions, and I read books entitled How to Find and Marry a Man After 35. I am a professional matchmaker. My entire identity and livelihood is based on the success of other peoples’ love lives…. Continue Reading →

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Reality Check!

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While talking to one of my girlfriends about the popular television show, The Bachelor, I came to a frightening realization. Despite watching nearly every episode of the show, I couldn’t discern one singular contestant from the others. On reality shows like Millionaire Matchmaker and The Real Housewives of whatever, everyone appears the same: The bronzed-ness… Continue Reading →

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